Kuytus Interrupted no more

Lily's Poo 3
(Gonzales 63rd, Kuyt 73rd, Riise 89th)

Spuds 0

(A Tale of Hi-Jinks and Low Faggotry)

Lily's Poo creamed all over Spuds at the Kop on Saturday - a rich, heady repast which memory would likely give cause for a Kophead to salivate in future barren times.

Not that Spuds played badly - noooo, they were just absolute shite.

And to cap it, Jol their boss drooled all over Dirk the Kyut chappie and told the whole world how he fancied that little Dutchman "even before anyone knew who he was", calling him a 20/20 (like Bo Derek got only 10, innit?).

Edgar the Pitbull sent in a perfect cross that Jenas missed in the 62nd minute.

Open goal. Pepe Reina beaten. Eight inches in front of the goal line. At least 3 feet from nearest goal post.

He missed. Absolutely missed. And he's not even Malaysian. Absolute disgrace.

30 seconds later - Stevie G sent in a searing cross, found the C-spot and that little cnut found the woodie again (oi, what's with Bellamy and his woodies, eh?). Lucky for Lily, and the rest of Poo, Gonzales stuffed the rebound with venom, thus creaming the Spuds for the first instance.

Come the 73rd minute (pun intended) Dirk the Kuyt Dutchie sprayed it on off a Luis Garcia flick before Riise sent a sizzling pile-driver into Robinson's goal-mouth to cap things off.

2 games, 2 wins ... and Dirk ain't no interruptus no more ... tho' Bellamy's a right woody-lover, innit?

Things are butt definitely looking up for Rafa.