Losing another cherry ...

Sometime last night, in the quiet unearthly hours.

When anonymous forms prowl whilst remaining hidden within the flickering cybershadows and the pseudo-foliage that form the Net.

Quietly,

With nary a piteous whimper,

Nor a squeal of outrage,

Nor a kicking of limbs ...



... this blog lost its cherry.

Ah.


And so, in the finest traditions of those barbaric tribes that form the global blogging community,

We humbly invite you to help us celebrate the first milestone of this humble blog - breaking the 1,000-visits barrier ....

(Admittedly it is merely a flimsy hymen of artificial construct that exists only in my own addled brains but even so ...)

Isn't it nice when you have a crowd helping you celebrate?

(It's an old picture but it's the thought that counts, innit?)

Now, the speech ....

Thank you all; for dropping by and reading my rants,
And for watching when I'm dropping my pants,


And thanks to all comments posters,
For caring enough to post up some notes,


And thank ye, thank ye, O Lady Lily of Poo-h,

A million thanks, a thousand kisses and a few hundred gropes,

Tarty and naughty Bitch-princess, may she remain always so, we fervently hope

For deigning to pimp this pathetic blog.


Such magnamity, such generosity,

And from a die-hard Scouser chick at that,

I hope your fellow Kop-heads will forgive you,

And spare you your hubcaps.

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