... then, in the morning after
I got this from a talkboard ... with a bit of editing
AN APOLOGY FROM DA GOONER GODFATHER
"I feel we should not have reacted at all," he said. "Overall, we are sorry for what happened. When you do not behave like you want to then you have to apologise.
(I'm sorry you caught me having it away with her.)
"We want to focus on playing football well. We want to deal well with the frustrations [of football] and want to be exemplary.
(I always try to be an ideal partner. I didn't mean to sleep with her)
"But we also want to remind people that we have been top of the Fair Play table twice in the last few years.
(And I've not slept with very many other women for ages)
"Also, this year, we are the team who have committed the least fouls in the league and been the most fouled against. (So in that sense, I'm way better than most other blokes, though I do get more than my fair share of temptations at the office)
"What happened was a one-off for us in the last three years and we are sorry for that.
(I've withstood it for the last 3 years in fact but yes, it's no excuse - I am sorry ...)
"It was a good game and that was an incident of one minute. But we do not want to behave like we behaved and that is it."
(We must remember that we have a good thing here and this thing - it didn't take long, innit? ... definitely not more than 3 minutes. But anyway, I'm sorry.)
(Credits: workersplaytime@FAT)
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I want to shag Whinger. He's so macho. But he goes for young boys. Sigh.
Lily,
Just practise this phrase ...
"Je avaler, monsieur"
Gerenti dia mau ... :P
"Arsene loves children more than Jesus does" - would make a good bumper sticker, no?
I was rooting for the gunners, anyway.
wot does je avaler mean? I want your pelir ke?
Lils,
It means "I swallow, sir."
:D
Gerenti dia cair.
Whoops sorry keropok,
Tsk!Tsk! The Great Wenger doesn't love them the way u seem to think la.
Actually I think it's all dollars and cents (not mounds and penises).
Just compare the 12m pounds for Carrick and the 2m pounds for Cesc.
That's why we have a lot of youths and why not many are english.
The youths are cheaper and the english less talented.
LOL! (at lily's comment)
Actually Carrik is (gasps) 18m pounds!
Denilson + Fabregas + Diaby = around 7-8m;
Essien + Fat Frank + Makelele + Bollocks (the midfield they overran) = gazillions!!
skiver,
Yeah - Moana was a relieved man rather than triumphant at the end.
The game was making him look really bad.
Imagine with nine boys against 10 men, we were still attacking at the end ... :D
The Sun yesterday said Fibreglass needs to discipline his latino temper.
I can gag and shag him :D
It's a sweaty job but someone gotto do it.
Berkhidmat for peace on the pitch,
Lily
Lils,
My boss says I need discpline too. Lots of it.
Can you take care of me before flying off to Ashburton Grove? Please?
Please ... mistress?
:P
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