Who's (Gonna Be) Your Daddy?
Who'll step into those big boots that Titi left behind?
Is it the Sulking Serban in the Godfather's mind?
11 million
Look Boss,
I'm already practising
Or could it be a flying Dutchman that Arsene hopes to see?
Huntelaar's got 37 goals and he's only twenty-three.
15 million
Look out Frankie-Pie,
I'm a Borstal Boy!!!
Gilberto's probably pining for a fellow Latino,
But the last Brazilian was a wash-out as we know,
Maybe Tevez's the answer to this unexpected blow,
But then he's homesick and will probably say no.
18 million
Huuarrggghh ...
anyone who looks
like Keown
has gotta be good, right?
anyone who looks
like Keown
has gotta be good, right?
Sammy Eto'o a big man and he's into scoring,
But with Henry going Barca, it's likely he'll be sneering.
30 million
Hey Rabbit-Teeth!
sneer, sneer, phbbbtt
Lastly it's at Newcastle that we'll be looking for something,
And sorry Lils, it's not Michael but Obafemi Martins.
13 million
Wrong jersey, wrong way around:
Oba's already fooling
about with the boys
Oba's already fooling
about with the boys
Who the Man the Godfather'll pick?
15 comments:
Bloody hell. They are all ugly.
must agree with lillums. ugly buggers.
what's with this tongue-sticking out anyway?
Lils,
'Tis the dawn of the new Arsenal.
Exceptional ugliness is the current pre-requisite of the Borstal Boys.
Ability to grunt in caveman language an advantage.
No more nice pretty boys - we'll leave that to Cristy and the Red Muppets.
babe,
All the better to lick with, dear - said the big black wolf to Buck-Tooth Rabbit Ronnie and his Frenchie friend.
Onry'll be going up against Sammy at Barca, innit?
errr i not understand all this footie talk.
can talk rugby-lingo or not?
babe, you asked for it. he'll prolly ask you to scrum him or something.
scrum is the only rugby-lingo yg i understand. haha!
yea i'll scrum him, especially when he starts to rhyme.
I don't even know wot scrum means but i know it's a rugby term. is it like 'men groping other men' or something?
Dont they tickle each other's balls while at it? Yes? No?
Ladies,
A scrum (or a ruck) is when they restart a game by forming up into opposing 3-2-1 formations which are then guided to lock into each other and then they use their legs to fight for the ball.
The front row (3) is composed of 2 forwards (or props), the beefiest & most aggressive players, flanking the hooker in the middle.
The second row (2) are composed of the tallest guys, also the team jumpers in line-outs (rugby's throw-ins).
The last is the 8th man, normally the strongest.
Players 6 and 7 are flankers, normally fast runners - they join the scrum after lock-in by putting their shoulders on the outer cheeks of the props' bums - at the second row.
*sir cipan from the 2nd row in dem ole days
babe,
There's rucks, mauls (moving scrums), hookers, flankers, props, No.8s, scrum-halves, tries and tackles and conversions and lineouts ...
Shall we try them all? *back in tart-y mode
Can oso rhyme while we ruck & roll :P
Lily,
Can't really grope in a scrum, your arms are locked in place. It's a lot like a group hug tho'.
leen,
Ball-tickling? You're confusing your fantasies with the game, dear.
The middle of a scrum is saturated with testosterone tho'. One good durian-flavoured belch will prolly knock out everyone.
A rugby limerick ... like all things rugby - they're really filthy.
U've been warned.
The idea of a scrum gets ladies in a tizzy,
All that manly flesh heaving in a frenzy,
They dream of getting rucked,
Cos it's like getting f**ked,
And they'll end up all wet from all that spritzy.
oh god feck it
he has started to rhyme, o well what the heck
jom scrum.
babe,
I'm on cough meds all week. They make me berri-berri happy ... and rhymey.
There's this lady whom we all call babe,
Who would never, ever cry out rape,
She asking me to scrum,
Cos she's now very geram,
And I'm gonna get the whole thing on tape.
:P
topic is changed by the comments... haha
fuser,
Tis fairly normal with ladies.
U start off with footie, then u move on to the footsies.
Before long you'll both be scoring.
If its good, you're looking at extra time and replays.
Yeah - footie with the ladies, unlike CL knockout stages, always have a 3rd leg.
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