Too Sexy for your List?
Lily the Liverbird made a pertinent point the other day - which made me realise that I had been remiss in catering to my readers.
You see, she had put up a list of the 10 Hottest Malaysian Males (see here).
Of course there was an immediate clamour about her dodgy tastes and what-not.
Well, I for one would never question another's taste - it's personal, innit?
Anyway she DID mention that the so-called (dia orang kata) Leman Lenggok she included as No. 10 was the only one she knows who put up his own pictures in his blog.
Oh.
Yeah, that I'm guilty of also, Milady.
And I'm putting it right, right now ...
So here it is - a quick look at how a Nougat-Tenuk looked like as he made his way in this world.
Me as a wee bairn toddling around in stripey jammies ...
Me Mum always says I got such a schweeet smile ... :D
Go on! I'm used to you ladies checking out my butt.
Dats not me but our own "Ron Jeremy" starring on a Net movie... see why we call "it" the fifth leg?
Me? Like I always said, I prefer speaking in tongues ... :P
So whaddaya think, ladies? Good enough for a Top 50 Hottest Malaysian Males?
29 comments:
no matter what / how you look like, i will always adore you.
aww bless that baby tenuk. *ignores the fifth leg picture as just had lunch*
You were cute as a wee bairn. What happened?
babe,
Awww ... *huggles
leen,
Awwww ... *huggles ... (again)
Lils,
Heh, first *huggles ... (Damn! I shud post my baby pics more often).
Well, first my snout got circumcised (see second pic), then I lost those stripes when I became a Gooner.
Traded cuteness for (c)hunkiness.
:P
you may be adorable as a baby ciput, but your banner gambar tak cantik!!! letak la gambar scrum! or husam musa.
baru happening pakcik.
babe,
Tu buat sementara - I'm trying to put together something else.
And no, I don't think gambar Husam Musa will work - nanti dia ingat I syok kat dia, how?
Blog awak dah kemas ke belum ni?
you sound like my dad asking me if i had cleaned / tidied my room.
Dats cos u sound a lot like my niece who always makes fun of me ... :P
am i your niece?
*shivers in pants*
Hah! You wish ... :P
BTW wot does *shivers in pants* really means?
No shivers, no pants
No shivers, no pants
I remember when Leen got up to sing
Up at GlenMarie near Subang
...*tolong sambung*
(to the tune of No Woman No Cry)
sorry sir this time
i have no words to rhyme
i wish it not to be that we are kin
because to be flirting with you woudl be unclean
(thank god for that!)
cipannn..oi, lu cute siuts.
Lily, baik ko ngorat si ciapn ni.. Rugi kalau tak buat boyfreind. Look at that tounge.. Cipan can make you a very happy gal.. bodoh lily.
babe,
Oh don't you worry - we're not kin,
That is obvious cos I've swarthy skin,
Flirt all u want, it makes me geram,
Cos before u know it, I'll get u in a scrum.
*rubs hands, cackling
adiejin,
*nak huggle tak boleh pasal you a hot male*
entahnya Lily ni ... since last year I oredi ajak bertunang.
:D
I'm kinda disappointed the 4th picture ain't you. I would've definitely put you on my list of 10 Hottest with that kind of 5th leg.
pugly,
Don't fret - even if I can't match haRon Jerami there, I assure you that pics of, ahem, mine would NOT need to be photoshopped.
:P
Ooo.. that pic of the wee bairn in stripey jammies is just darling..
BTW, nevermind the 5th leg but if you know of anyone else who speaks in tongues please pass me his number :D
me-hearty,
Awww ... huggles? Tongue? Er, this IS a welcome hug, y'know ...
And would someone tongue-tied or with forked-tongue do?
Cos those who do speak in tongues are usually er, spoken for ...
:P
Aww.. wot a gracious tuan rumah, such a ..err.. warm welcome! :D
Have had fair share of forked/tied tongues... I'll pass ta very much. ;)
You're right though, all the good ones are either taken/gay/dead/in prison/Vice President of PAS. :P Wot's a gal to do, I ask you...
...or live with their parents!
...or shag their sisters
lily: HAHAHAHA!!! (gelak setan tanpa ciri-ciri gadis arab ayu)
D-mama,
Vice-Prez of PAS tu hafta share with Lils and babe ... and with his significant others.
Sunnah Nabi ... :P
Lils,
Where DID you find all those characters? LOL
Babe,
Abun naik Emi turun,
Emi naik Lan yang turun,
Acit ternaik ilmu temurun,
Yang mana satu babe terpegun?
... :P
chek tak faham. cuba try toksah beat around the bush.
babe,
"beat around the bush"
*eyes cold shower*
what bush? whose bush? george's bush?
Bushes are so...80s man.
Gorblimey ... I think I shud update soon.
:P
So when's the time u become a tapir then?
Sekian dari pure mind girl.
Cik Manal,
Tapir tu cakap omputeh la ...
Tapir = cipan (atau tenuk) yang bermastautin disekitar Fraser's Hill, Cameron Highlands dan kawasan-kawasan yang sesuhu dengannya.
Spesis ini juga kerap bertutur dalam loghat Scouse.
Cipan spesis Nougat-Tenuk pula adalah jenis dipelihara dan sering berkeliaran disekitar Kuala Lumpur dan Lembah Kelang.
Sekian sedikit sebanyak sedutan dari arkib Jabatan Perhilitan.
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