Va-va-voom goes phut-phut-psssssh ...
It seems that TH14 has burned more bridges than we had initially thought.
Henry, whose lightning feet shot him to fame as the Gunners' all-time leading goal- scorer, told friends 'I didn't really want to leave Arsenal - they're my favourite club and I loved playing for them. But lots of things have changed recently and I had to get away from everything English, including my wife unfortunately. It's a very sad time for all of us, but you've got to know when to move on.'
Or was it he got his fingers burnt as someone had mentioned - a rumour that Nicole found a dodgy SMS on his mobile phone?
On Sunday, Henry, 29, confirmed that his four-year marriage to English model Claire - mum to his two-year-old daughter Tia - was over.
The statement added that the star's move to Barcelona was 'entirely for footballing reasons'.
According to sources, the last straw between the pair is said to have been secret texts and pictures found by Claire on the footballer's mobile phone. The striker's gallic temperament is also believed to have triggered the split.
If true, then the parallels are uncanny - the circumstances (a recent transfer from a premier English club to a top La Liga side, the family that prefers the previous location) eerily similiar with Wendy Weckham's.
Will now a name surface to infamy like Rebecca Loos' did?
Does this mean that TH14 has now launched a drive to go up against the incumbent - Bwand Weckham?
Whatever the reasons, it's apparent that the split is real and that the Va-Va-Voom has definitely gone kaput-phut-phut.
Sadly TH14, so stellar in his Arsenal days, seems to have joined the ranks of Arsenal old boys for whom things went pear-shaped in their ever afters.
Hope he does better (for a bit longer at least) on the pitch (except when playing against us, of course).
Then again, all the fuss is a bit unnecessary, I think.
Even if he had kantol-ed, he could have just offered one of these reasons.

After all, one excuse is just as good as the other.
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Pic googled, table filched from the Daily Mail.
20 comments:
Oh No. Good thing Daily Mail didn't print my name as the 3rd party in Enry's break up.
Lils,
Oowahh, havin' it away wif a Scouser? No wonder he wanted to leave everything English ... :D
BTW wots your favourite excuse for having sex?
Burn calories? I should quit the dieting then.
The easiest way to get rid of a man?
leen,
Oh - u mean the Atkins hi-protein diet?
*snigger
Lils,
Not a bad reason - but what if rasputin comes along?
how do i contact thierry henry?
babe,
Dunno, he hasn't been answering my calls either.
why you calling him? trying to get lucky izzit?
Was gonna invite him to ttg's and lily's kenduri ... :P
Sir Cipan,
A football fan with nothing but sex on his mind... my kind of blog.. expect more visits from me..
Too bad you're a Gooner...
TH14 is eschewing all things English at one go, it seems. Thanks for the list at the end. Highly usable.
freako,
Welcome and pardon the smut. It's the silly time between seasons, see?
Aint nothing bad being Gooner - we're the ones playing sexy footie, innit?
acro-winger,
Yeah - must have overdosed on it in the first place.
"Marah Merry, bakar kondom."
If I had wanted to communicate at a deeper level I would've performed a colonic irrigation on him.
oh...another reason i have sex is i don't know how to say no in any languages.
pugly,
Ooo ... er, that is fascinating. Is this something u do with all your bfs?
Lily,
we seriously need to get together, y'know ...
:D
eh..your faggot ljungberg sudah pergi west ham?
lils,
Yeah ... Freddy the Lefthanded has joined the West Side Porkers.
Will he be the main man or just meat in the middle, one wonders ...
hehehe ...
btw ikea sales are on ... u'll need a new showerhead when EPL restarts for your "pre-game offerings".
:P
... or post-game consolation if the offerings don't work ...
:P
abang cipan abang cipan .. saya ternampak capaian ke laman blog saya kat tepi tuuu .. mengapa saya dipanggil klingon? adakah dahi saya begitu mengerut pabila berkedut? mengapa saya digolongkan bersama antagonis star trek, sedangkan saya lebih selesa dichap sebaga protagonis???? apa dosa sayaaaa???
tetapi saya masih tetap merasa terharu dengan penghormatan ini dan akan saya choba kemaskinikan laman blog saya sekerap mungkin.
Adik Babe,
Sebab adik mendakwa adik tiada punya banyak brains.
Jadi kalau brains adik sikit tetapi saiz kepala normal, maka brains yang ada didalam besar kemungkinan melekat didinding ruang dalaman.
Dalam ertikata lain, "your brains cling on to the walls of your head".
Jadi adik mempunyai otak jenis Cling-on (bukan Clint-on).
Akan tetapi Cling-On Brains bunyi seperti sejenis plastik pembungkusan makanan.
Maka abang terpaksalah meng-gelamakan kepada nama yang lebih dikenali ramai dan yang menggambarkan jantan-jantan kekar dan ganas (geng Captain Kirk kan macam budak baik lembik-lembik gitu);
sesuai dengan citarasa adik sendiri.
Kan? Kan?
Cuma satu abang mintak - jangan lah asyik cerita dalam jamban jer.
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