Anthems in the Key of Life 1
THE PINK ANTHEM
(To the tune of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall")
Pink Ladies:
We don't buy our lubrication,
We don't need no birth control,
No fake orgasm in our bedrooms,
Mister, we don't need your bone.
Hey! Mister! We don't need your bone!
All in all you're just,
Another prick with no balls,
All in all you're just,
Another prick with no balls.
Pink Guys:
We don't have no constipation,
Give and take is our credo,
No hanging panties in our bathrooms,
Missy, leave our buns alone.
Hey! Missy! Leave our buns alone!
All in all you're just,
Another bitch we won't ball.
All in all you're just,
Another bitch we won't ball.
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Photo credits:
"Pink Ladies" Bob Follett (http://www.apersonalsite.com/index.html) - cool site!
"Pink Guys" AP Photo
18 comments:
haahahhahaha you're funnnyyy.
I could've licked you for this ingenious piece of poetry. Simply priceless! *LOL!*
One wonders where you get your inspirations from :-)
leen,
Tengkiu, tengkiu ... we will be performing all week ...
:D
pugluvey,
Is "could" the same of "want to"?
:p
a very good karaoke song.
*throws panties and bras at Sir Cipan*
ps: They're not mine. So you wont drown in them.
An you are also a poet! You never cease to amaze!
dipsy,
Can I trust you with the microphone?
*bats eyes innocently
leeen,
Oik! You've been pinching them from whose clotheslines ni?
bangkai,
Just a spoofer, la ... only those who have evil designs on my body will say they like my poems ... :P
Very good, but I'm not sure the first one would only be sung by dikey ladies. I just hope female gorillas never find out about it.
gori B,
Alas, you're right. Ladies with a firm relationship with their BOBs will definitely have the same sentiments.
Welcome and thanks for dropping a line.
:D
*Throws Samantha Fox's bra, Linda Lusardi's panties and Angie Dickinson's stocking at Sir Cipan Tart*
is the microphone switched on?
lily,
Thanks but I don't really think they look good on me ... :p
dippy,
Not yet ... once you start using it, I'll switch in on, *cough it's remote controlled.
but then, i don't do karaoke. you have fun with the mic now.
gong Xi Fa Cai!
dipsy,
No probs ... yoo-hoo, pugleeee! :p
*LOL!*
You called? Are you ready to give me some butterflies now? :-P
LOL ... would you like to, *cough come for a looooong drive?
:D
U got fantasies on them lesbos and queers too?
manal,
Pink men, no.
But pink ladies ... almost every hetero man dreams of "re-educating" one.
:p
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