Perjuangan Kita Bermula!!!
(Mengikut irama No Woman, No Cry ciptaan Sdr Bob Marley)
No tempe, he'll cry,
No tempe, she'll cry,
No tempe, they'll cry,
No tempe, we'll cry!!!
Kau perlu tau, janji-janji ku
Pabila Pundak menang nanti
Kara -, kara-oke setiap malam
Di subsidi kerajaan.
Perayu comel, oh perayu kekar
Turut serta
Kita boleh ubah, masa depan kita
Beri kami undi anda ...
Undilah, Cipan
Undilah, Cipan
Undilah, Cipan
Undilah, Cipan
Persatuan Rasta SeMalaysia (PERAS), parti komponen PUNDAK,mengiringi Wak Cipan (berkot tanpa cermin gelap) pada Hari Penamaan Calon.
Bila menang, kita berpesta!
Bila menang, kita berpesta!
Bila menang, kita berpesta!
Bila menang, kita berpesta!
Bila menang, kita berpesta!
Undilah, Cipan
Undilah, Cipan
Undilah, Cipan
Undi Lah Cipan!
38 comments:
No cipan, no tart. he he
say that really fast YB hehehe.
lils,
Yeah ... sambung ...
No cipan, no tart
Got cipan, got tart.
... sila sambung lagi ... :p
leen,
Lils gonna use that as her bedtime lullaby from now on ... mati veranganz wak cipan kan?
:p
bunyinye adalaaaaaah .....
calling pantek ! calling pantek !!!!
dipthong,
U really luv that guy, izzit?
yes i do, but he's never around when his services are required.
Man City kalah at home semalam. Bloody !@#$(*@fulat&!)*&!#. They always lose at crucial times. Goddamnit, always.
I think you and Lily should quit your parody jokes. Only Pazuzu can pull it off. Blog about football. You are the only guy in this whole blogworld who has some credibility on this topic.
and get Manal to bake a cake or goreng kuih melayu or something. sidai kain. i dunno. read cleo. watch a jason priestly flick. i dunno what they do.
p.s i stop wearing football related clothes after i saw this woman in trackbottom and a Man U top walking around the mall holding Top Shop bag. I mean WTF?! Football is ours. go cheer SATC or something. aaaaaarrrggghhhh.,,
did i speak too soon?
i think pantek has got a crush on manal.
woohooo !!!
roadie,
you got a crush on lily isit? the way you're acting reminds me of kindy.. syok kat budak pompuan so tarik rambut dia.. hahaha..
Panties,
Why dont you channel your angst and jealousy to something more productive...like I don't know, kill yourself or something?
dipsy,
Shud I be flattered about being the only guy with footie cred?
Anyway, party rules: U bring him, u layan him, 'kay?
Encik SirGay,
1. Sebagai saluran infotainmen yang bertanggung-jawab, belog ini akan terus menghidangkan isu-isu semasa disamping isu-isu bolasepak EPL.
2. Semua kome-komen yang diterima akan kami layan dengan saksama tanpa mengira warna bulu, eh, warna atau bulu.
Sekian, harap maklum.
Encik SirGay (dia lagi ...),
Anda seorang sexist yang memandang rendah keupayaan wanita secara amnya.
Anda lupa bahawa seorang wanita boleh berorgasma lebih lama, lebih kerap dan lebih sedap dari seorang lelaki.
dipsy,
Yup - dia geram terbayang kuih muih manal gamaknya.
lol ...
des,
LOL ... tell u what - you're right on the money there!!!
leen,
Tell him to do it elsewhere, 'kay.
I baru samak belog I ni semalam.
*leaves cipan's blog*
heh, you're the gracious host, pakcik, and he's a chronic attention-seeker. (saya pun tak seteruk gitu).
dipsy,
I think he actually googles "pantek" and goes wherever you mention his name.
:p
Have a nice day now ...
*Huggles Wak Cipan back and kasi nice kuih tarts specially brought all the way, panas, from me own bakery....
Is that gay fella kempunan tarts ker?
manal,
Oooo ... I just love tarts :p
That gay fella can't get a tart even if he paid for her ... lol
Hahahahahaha! I so loike the drama minggu ini in here. It's been a while since we've had one of those :-)
Manal, you should give Cipan your apam instead. Lagi tembam, lagi gebu, lagi bagus :-P
i skipped my medication and like to apologize for my outburst earlier to lilyliverbird.
pugly,
Hah! Playing Cupid, are you?
Manal, nasi lemak ada? :p
Pantie SirGay,
Leen wants u to forget the meds altogether and just chug down weedkiller instead.
Dia dah marah, aku tak tau ... mampuih hang ...
No Cipan We Cry...No Cipan We Cry... Mari semua, jeritlah slogan ni pada setiap ketika. lagi sekali semua NO CIPAN KAPAR CRY !!!!!!!!
ceh..serak tekak aku suits..
Cipan,
I am willing to get in the boxing ring with Leen to 'settle' this issue.
I have The Secret DVD. I have in my iPod LL Cool J's Mama Said Knock You Out song. I also have my old G N'R Get In The Ring Mo Fo tshirt.
If Stallone can do it, so can i.
Lets do this.
Riiiiiiiiiight.
anon,
but Lily helped me start my career as a writer. And she's won more writing awards (dammit) than I have. How then?
anon @ 6:06pm
stallone can do it because you are fatter than him.
Right, I'm putting my money on Leen. Go noks!
YB Seputeh,
Phwoarrr ... baru nyanyi sikit dah serak.
YB Seputeh ikut seminar perayu YB Tigershow kat Langkawi hari tu ke?
:p
if boxing is a bit violent and sweaty, lets settle this with 3 rounds of arm wrestling.
mano e mana.
cipan,
Your campaign/political spoof is not funny lah. u r no pazuzu.
SirGay,
U sound like an redneck survivalist wannabe who thinks wars have a soundtrack playing in the background.
You probably have all the Rambo DVDs, including the directors' cut, izzit?
leen,
Go, Gurl!!!!! Rip his limbs off and feed the soft bits to the dogs behind Selayang wet market.
Dear President Pazuzu,
He's beyond reasoning with. Just sit back and let Leen thump some sense back in him.
Maybe u can make a campaign video out of this massacre.
Go, Leeeen!!!!!! Stomp his nuts!!!
The dogs like them mashed ...!
dipsy,
LOL ... he'll grill nicely over an open fire, wouldn't he?
Whoa, Leen ... that was just a joke, not a suggestion! Put that flamethrower down!
pugly,
Blood sports are great, innit? :p
No, Leen! Twist that arm the other way, it'll snap that bone easier ... yeah, like that!
:p
anon 12:28,
Neither were you ever funny.
You know - you sound like a spoilt pampered kid who can't stand the thought of someone doing better than you.
I bet you're 30-something but still very much dependent on your mother
And can't ever find a woman that you can relate to the way u do with your mum.
That's why you always put down all the women you meet - cos they're not your mother.
Kesian you ...
Pantek: Piss off.
*fans self*
i dunno whats going on in here, but i think this roadie/pantek/sirgay guy is trying to sabotage ur campaign lah wak.
saiko tau mamat nih.
*lempang anta balik tanjung rambutan*
saya selaku campaign manager for YB Leen (self-appointed of course) ingin menyarankan agar satu "idiots cleansing program" dijalankan dengan segera untuk memastikan parti kita menang dalam pilihanraya nanti. Sekian.
YB ( Bakal ) Kapar,
In politics, proven many times over the past years, ada banyak hampas hampas tempe. But then, the more idoits the merrier. So you have to welcome these species in your life... Jamulah mereka mereka yang hampas ini dengan hampas tempe... I think Anon just needs a shoulder to cry on.. Kasiklah bahu YB kepada beliau... kasilah..kasilah YB.. kasik k.. kesian dia... hehehe.. HIDUP KAPARRRRRRRR
leen,
Is that a cuss or are you proposing a, er, pissing contest?
lol
snots sweetheart,
Ooooh ... ada kekosongan bagi Dominatrix Rasmi dalam parti - u qualify, meh ... :p
Nak pinjam rotan wak? lol
YB Seputeh,
Tolooonng lah hantar pesakit ni ke YB Titiwangsa, tolong masukkan ke Wad 13, Neurology Dept.
Bahu wak ni dah tak boleh pinjam, ada perayu-perayu tengah pakai ... lol
Dear Cipan
Adiejin The Wise Man is correct. i just need a shoulder to cry on. THis is a big bad world we live in. uhuk uhuk.
My man wak cipan (cayyang...heheh)...
It's gettin hot in here...eh?
Nasik Lomak ka apam ka, meh meh over to bbbangi !
Pugly, being a munchkin, anything i kasi will be tiptop punya...:-P
Perhaps Seputeh kok fight and all would serve a better arena for adiejin to do rehab for his idiots (ala2 hollywood rehab style)...Not many people are tough enuf to handle these people.
SirGay,
Alahai - belum Leen lesing lagi dah nanges ... gi la kat YB Seputeh nu ...
manal,
*fans self, then dunks head in ice bucket*
Fuhhhh ... hawt giler ari ni ye?
:p
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