Sunday, February 17, 2008

Tempe, Tapai and Teh Tarik

To the tune of Cliff Richard's "Bachelor Boy"



When he was young, his Appa said
Sam, I have something to say

And what Appa told him, he'll never forget
Until his dying day.

Appa said Sam, you go and toll them all,
And make sure Kit Siang also pay.

Sam, you keep tolling them all
Until your dying day



When she was young, her Ayah said,
Pid, I have something to say,

And what Ayah told her, she'll never forget,
Until her dying day.

Ayah said, Pid you give the APs to us all,
And let every one else pay,

Pid, you keep those APs for us all,
Until your dying day.


When I was a boy, my Daddy said,
Cipan, I got something to say,

And what Daddy said, I'll never forget,
Until my dying day.

He said, Cipan you must always stand tall,
And stand you must all the way,

Son, you must keep standing for all,
Whenever they let you play.





Saya sudah membakar semua jambatan saya.









Saya sudah melempar kebawah sarung tangan saya.










So now, I am now going downfield ... turun padang la ...


Tempe, Tapai & Teh Tarik, anyone?

Wak? Orak mampir, wak? Wes mangan kok?

Undilah WAK CIPAN NOUGAT-TENUK (P109 Kapar).
Calun yang memahami anda dari tempe goreng hinggalah ke tapai ubi.

23 comments:

an0nymous-ign0ranus said...

kapar kot mana, bang?

Lily G said...

hahahahhahaha... I loike Tempe goreng, tapai ubi and Teh Tarik.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

diphthong,

Kapar kat Kelang la. One of my eight grandmothers used to live there - at Kg Batu Belah (of that Batu Belah Batu Bertangkup legend).

And one of their former MPs was an uncle of mine.

I shud win just with my relatives' votes ... lol.

M'bakyu Lily,

Sila, sila ... if u want tapai ubi goreng also can - delicious with vanilla ice-cream. :D

Lily G said...

You have EIGHT grandmothers????? Your grandfather Ayah Pin ke?

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

Lils,

He had like, *cough, three in a row.

Not at the same time, mind ...

... and oh, there was this gf between #2 and #3, so me auntie (who went thru 3 hubbies herself) told me.

:p

pugly said...

Saya suka tempe. Khir Toyo kata tempe adalah rahsia muda jelita.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

pugly,

I ingat betul la dia kata gitew.

All me dad's sisters married more than once. :p

Desparil said...

wak cipan,

saya ingin memaklumkan bahawa saya belum lagi pergi haji kecuali di atas papan dam. oleh sebab itu gunalah saja "Encik" atau "Saudara".

sekian harap maklum.

hidup pundak!!

Anonymous said...

saudara cipan, mantra anda "Calun yang memahami anda dari tempe goreng hinggalah ke tapai ubi" saya kira perlu diperbetulkan sedikit.

1. typo - calun = calon
2. struktur - calon yang memahami anda lebih daripada tempe goreng .. tapai ubi, tuak haram .. etc etc ...

sekian.

yang hanya mahu membantu,
perayu undi sedare cipan

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Leen AshBurn said...

Wak Cipan,

Jikalau wak menang, kok nanti majelisnya ada sambal jawa? Ganti karipap dan teh.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

des,

Laaa ... tengok gambar asyik pakai ketayap jer. Rupanya haji dam ... :D

Okay wot? Still haji, meh.


perayu,

Ejaan unik itu merupakan peraduan harta karun kami - hanya pengundi/pembaca yg pandai dan peka sahaja yang akan dapat cari.

Tahniah! Sila berhubung dengan Presiden Parti di pundak.wordpress.com bagi hadiah anda.

Terima kasih kerana bermain. :p

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

leen,

Ish ... tak yah tunggu menang.

Sambal goreng (bukan sambal jawa) anytime boleh buat (adik wak yg buat la) - makan dengan roti ... pehhhh! Kalah pun tak kisah kalau dapat rasa ... :p

Anonymous said...

ada komen ada dengan kekalahan teruk Arsenal kepada pencabarnya Man Utd?

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

anon,

Dukacita dimaklumkan bahawa belog ini hanya membincangkan isu-isu sukan yang serious seperti Champions League dan EPL championship.

Untuk lapuran Piala Mas Raja-Raja dan yang sewaktu dengannya, sila rujuk ke HantuBola.

Harap maklum.

:p

Anonymous said...

*naikkan banner and bendera parti pundak kat KAPAR*

haji,
saya sorang jer buat keje nih ji, tade elaun ker?

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

adinda snots yg chumel,

Jangan takut - elaun ada. Kita baru dapat duit jual pita video percutian Presiden kita semasa di Batu Pahat.

Malam ni ada karaoke lagi. Tapi perayu lelaki takde la ... wak cipan aje yang merayu dengan snots boleh?

Eddie Putera said...

HIDUP KAPARRRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!! HIDUPPPPP !!!!!!!!!!!!..

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

Waahhhhh,

YB Seputeh sudah mari ... weh, bawak keluar sambal goreng tu.

Waduh, waduh ramainya datang ... ni semua perayu-perayu baru ke?

Eh, YB borong semua GRO Seputeh ke ni?

Eddie Putera said...

Ceh, pompuan2 ni..aku suruh rayu undi, depa pi rayu benda lain lak..Tak per..masih ada masa. Spending 3 days kursus merayu with em kat Langkawi. Kapar nak ikut ? boleh jadi sexilator..eh facilator..wa silap.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

You're living up to your name, Seputeh.

Takkan bawak semua - training supposed to be in small batches, mah - more effective use of the hands-on approach.

:p

ManaL said...

I dah lama tak makan sambal tempe since bibik dah tak ada....

Kalau orak omong jowo nggak apa2an kan wak? its the action that counts?

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

manal,

Weeehhh ... lo, kok Manal reti ngomong Jowo, yo?

Orang Jawa mostly strong and silent type - pasal bila start ngobrol jer, habis macho image ... heh!