Monday, April 07, 2008

One Last Great Charge





*sigh ... lately I can't help but see this mental picture every time the ref blows the final whistle at the end of an Arsenal game.





Like the proverbial Big Bad Wolf, we'd huff and puff and, blimey if we didn't bring the house down - usually with some nifty and fleet footwork - by sticking it in whenever we could.

But not lately, innit?

And so, while we still have a bit left to try salvage the season, it's a no-brainer that we'd have to choose between the EPL and the CL.

The EPL has just 4 games to go - but we've 6 pts to make up.

The CL has also 4 games to go - but we're in with a decent shout.

So come ON, Gooners! Once more into the, *cough breach!






So let that beast out.

Get stuck into THIS already ...!!!


*this is an old school visualisation technique ... really.

46 comments:

pugly said...

That horse was sleeping on the job ke uols? Cis. Typical male behaviour. Jejants semua sama saja.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

pugs,

Nafsu kuda pun kantul gak kalau dah letih skals, uols.

an0nymous-ign0ranus said...

i think i have a similar red cape too.

tsk ...

Anonymous said...

Oooh..her legs look exactly like mine

Lily G said...

Fark..the one with the long legs up there is me.

ManaL said...

Avang cipanz,

U have just added extra pointless hormones to those arse kiddies...tak bagusss this strategy, melemahkan minda akibat countless onani. Better letak iklan holiday ke St.Barts or abg2 senior diorg like thiery, bergkamp and the lots (minus sol campbell soup).Pasti theyols inspired...

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

dipthong,

Now I'm really curious about the other contents of your (hidden?) wardrobe ...

delusional,

All claims made on this blog has to be substantiated. Plse send in pictorial evidence (not less than 500k in size) to the blog-owner for proper posting.

Sekian harap maklum ... :P


Lils,

Which legs? That mare oso got long legs mah ... :P


manal,

Avang lebih rela deols cikcap berkali-kali rather than suka jejanz kekar ... :D

Anonymous said...

Bro,

I am willing to sell you Prozac at retail price even though prices have gone hay wire since the defeat last night. Seven minutes to go and those young fairies choked and Gallas cried himself to sleep.

Hehehe.

Jangan marah, nanti kena jual.

Lily G said...

I can be a lairy mare innit?

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

panteque,

We get into the CL every year and have the privilege to cry, if we so choose, when we despite playing probably the best football ever seen on this planet.

what about your team - done anything interesting lately?

lily,

Sure ... as long as I have stud rights.

:p

Anonymous said...

firstly that is not 'your' team. you are from ampang. the only football club where you can refer to as 'we' or 'us' is Kuala Lumpur FC (which I am a supporter).

just because u chose one of the top 4 teams in england does not mean u r part of their success and/or achievement.

'we get into cl every year?' perasan sial.. hahaha. dude u r lucky u can afford a holiday in london travelling Air Asia X. 'we'? hahahaha.

an0nymous-ign0ranus said...

my wardrobe, hidden or otherwise, definitely doesn't have platform shoes.

SNOTS said...

takper, cuba lagi next time nah.

*pat sir-cipan on his head*

cant help but to jadik batu api here but, wah si anon ni sometimes sgt over. sabar jer lah.

Lily G said...

pink pantied pantek,
you can be such a condescending, arrogant and rude fucker. Bloody gay trait.

Lily G said...

And your comment is rich coming from some melayu duduk london a few years then ngaku QPR is his local club.

pohdah.

pugly said...

Even a gay person pun wouldn't stoop so low, noks. Ni dah pundek tahap gaban ni.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

panteque,

you are becoming such an irritating s.o.b. that I am seriously considering inflicting grievous bodily harm on you if we actually ever meet.

I really mean that.

There is a fine line between taking the mick out of somebody and being personally insulting - and you just crossed it.

There are certain words that I take personal exception to - 'sial' is one of them.

Think before you comment.

ManaL said...

kasi sama dia, avang cipansss....it is THE only way he could get off (terbukti even from the physio point of view)...

Leen AshBurn said...

Pantek (I have a few choice words I rather call you but this aint my blog): You seriously dont know when to shut up doncha? You're a fucking has-been.

You're rich arenchu, insulting people when you yourself is a mere attention-seeking, tactless whore, has-been blogger. You can't even look beyond your humongous ego and puny brain that your time is up.

Just shut the fuck up already.

Anonymous said...

Anon gay?

Gay tengok bola ke? Atau raba bola?

Anonymous said...

roadie, are you frust?

Anonymous said...

sorry cipan, dont get physical. i shall not insult u. i promise. no more -ve words.

leen - was i talking to you?? u lack both i.q and e.q? dont sibuk sibuk. u r not even worth dissing.

Leen AshBurn said...

Pantek: Of course you were not. But you see, I can't stop myself from wanting to type nasty things whenever you comment because it's like you lah - so full of shite. Perangai macam bangkai.

waffles said...

waffles for cipan and leen. go guys go lenyek dia.

Lily G said...

kepamteque,
no one spoke to you either when you hurl your nasty insults ad nauseum. Shut your gobshite already.

Anonymous said...

beskal barbie pink,

why don't u open ur blog up again? u'll get some loving that u'r desperately craving for over there, and hopefully u will stop shitting thru ur mouth in other ppl's blog.

u haven't been getting any for quite sometime, obviously huh?

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

kepamteque,

No - I don't accept your apology.

Firstly, you're never sincere in apologising. You do it to get out of trouble and then some time later you do it again.

Secondly, you are malicious in doing it - you take pleasure in dissing people. That I can never forgive.

Do you really think you can go around insulting people as you like without any repercussions?

How long do you think you can go about doing that without running into someone who won't take shit from anyone?

And do you really think cyber-anonymity is enough to protect you?

Now go to hell and die ...

pugly said...

Abang Cipaaaannn ... saya takut ... saya tidak pernah melihat Abang semarah ini ...

Wah, remind me never to piss you off, brader. Sungguh tak santekk :-)

Gemma binti Gammy Legs said...

Tok Cipan is so macho. Will you adopt me? *giggles*

Gemma binti Gammy Legs said...

eh chup..i chup your 4th son...he he

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

pugs,

*hugs ... don't worry - it takes a helluva lot to get me blow my top.

Budden when some people really put their heart and soul into it ...

... I'll just oblige them.

It's only the polite thing to do, kan?

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

gemma,

The one who talks 60 words-a-minute?

Boleeeehhhh .... am looking forward to having such a cute menantu ... :D

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

Belatedly ...

snots,

Thanks for the sentiments ... *hugs, gropes, kisses

leen,

Kesian mek - baru balik holiday dah tension balik ... how would you like an oil massage? *leers

lily,

Dah lama fed-up, but still tried to remain civil. But like the DAP said, enough is enough.

lils,

There's no point rebutting him - he just picks on what you say and twist them just to put you down.

He's just a malicious little fucktard.

pugs,

He's such an asshole that, to paraphrase Sir Fergie, he was probably born thru the backside.

manal,

What he really craves for is probably an 18-inch dildo rammed up where the sun don't shine ...

kadilak,

He's gay all right - he's just too fat to get out of the closet.

sulley van,

That obvious, eh?

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

leen (again),

*huggles ... how would you like your massage oil? Edible or perfumed? :D

waffles,

Hey ... how very thoughtful ... did you remember to bring the butter? *leers

lils again,

It's always nice to have a Scouser on your side. Did you bring the kukur kelapa? That 18-inch dildo might not be enough ... :D

blondie,

Even if he sees some, he wouldn't know what to do with it.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

dipthong (sorry, almost missed yr posting),

No platform shoes? Well, go and get a pair. A wardrobe is incomplete without them, meh ... :p

Monster Mom said...

I think you'd better learn to sing that I'm So Happy song as in Anger Management after today's result...

Leen AshBurn said...

Am OK with either. I'm easy *coughs*.

an0nymous-ign0ranus said...

it's okay for nearly missing my posting. it happens all the time in real life.

and no, no platform shoes will make me leggy, taller, and blonde.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

monster mum,

I am okay with the result - gutted, yes but generally ok. Fair play to the Scousers (but not the gila glamer refs).

The anger is more to a certain kepamteque's cyber-manners (or lack thereof).

Thanks for dropping a line. *hugs
(I'm such a tart, innit?)

leen,

Ah, so ... shall we begin, then? *pulls curtain around massage table :p

dipthong,

That's leggier, taller and blondier?

an0nymous-ign0ranus said...

one has to be leggy to be leggier, tall to be taller and already a blonde to be blonder.

i'm not any of the above.

an0nymous-ign0ranus said...

(wah already 40 comments. you are trying to lawan the liverbird?)

SNOTS said...

hehehe... oppss *gropes back*

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

dipthong,

I thot Arabs are all tall, leggy and blonde (sort of)? Aren't u one?

The Liverbird? How to compete, meh - I think some of the posters there never go home.

Imagine - the first comment is usually posted at some ungodly hour.
lol

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

snots,

Confucious said - he who gropes in the dark gets surprise, she who gropes in the dark gets BIG surprise.

:p

Siti Khadijah said...

Sir Cipan,

you mean BIG uprise :))

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

madam c,

You're pretty cheeky, aintchu?

:D