Saturday, August 16, 2008

Twente Questions, Part 1






Controversial Captain Gallas celebrates his goal, our first in anger for the new season.


FC Twente ... 0



Le Arse ... 2
Captain Gallas 63rd; Ade "The Raise" Bayor 82nd

A game that Astro failed to show, which in hindsight was probably good judgement except that the screened Standard Liege vs Poo was a scoreless bore.

This game we won ugly ... sorry, that's not quite accurate - we won ATROCIOUSLY.

In fact we won despite FC Twente playing the sort of football normally associated with us in 06/07 sans Henry. Including the not finding the net part.

By most accounts, this game will make the doomsayers happy.

While we weren't sloppy, we were disjointed and struggled to find fluency in the centre of the pitch packed with Twente's five-man midfield.

We should have been two down in the first half but we weren't.

We should have been three down by the 60th minute - but we weren't.

Instead we went one up in the 63rd and then we pegged them back comfortably with a gorgeous second goal in the 84th.

In short we didn't have to play well to beat the Wally with the Brolly.

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Newsflash!!!

Arsene Talks Dirty at Interview

First he used the F-word ...!

... and then he said this ...


"This team gave me fantastic excitement last year and I want to finish the job with them,"


Cor ... that'll wet a few trousers fronts among the Pink Brigade, I bet ... :D


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15 comments:

mv binti said...

Cipan,
I don't understand the football talk :P but I laughed my ass off when I saw this http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2008/08/14/steve-mcclaren-shows-signs-of-becoming-dutch

an0nymous-ign0ranus said...

pink brigade?

does that have anything to do with the pink-pancit has-been cyclist?

*sengeh*

Lily G said...

When you say Pink Brigade, are you referring to anak-anak ikan Arsene?

Conjures up images of Gallas, Eboue and Adebayor wearing Christina's tight pink sweater and LV handbag.

Hazabs uols.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind helping Whinger finish the job. I think he's hawt sek.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

valisa,

Dang ... I can't get to that site - we have a new smart (smut?) filter on the office network.

U don't mind describing it?


plag,

Naaah ... it refers to this posting

http://keropok-on-a-sofa.blogspot.com/2008/02/anthems-in-key-of-life.html


lily,

LOL ... blimey, that thought can give heart attack, noks.

Sagna would look quite pretty tho', what with those braids of his ... :D


owen's wag,

Pretty crowded bed, doncha think? He's talking the whole anak ikan squad there ... :p

ManaL said...

I bet those anak2 ikan suka ladies 30an to make them wanted and manly.....

Leen AshBurn said...

Pink Brigade ni, ada anything to do with the Pink Ladies in that movie Grease tak?

Desparil said...

wenger wants silvestre.

my condolences to you. in advance.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

manal,

I noticed that shopping malls now have these large tubs with anak ikan nibbling at the feet of 30-an women.

Wonder if the towkays also offers special extended nibbling sessions on the quiet ... lol.


Leen,

Tak kot ... Pink Ladies hayun helmet kan?


des,

Dia buat lawak bodo kot ... hopefully.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

des again,

Blimey, it's a done deal.

Now I'm hoping he's planning to unload the fecker to Arry Redknapp.

Desparil said...

sir cipan,

i say, epl pun ada main orang tengah ka? hahahaha..

btw, why did wenger invite michael phelps to the emirates?




to show the kids what medals look like.

:P


jangan marah wak..

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

des,

Maybe that's a good idea ... heh.

I'm still hoping Alonso crosses over to the Kids' Side - too lightweight without Cesc.

an0nymous-ign0ranus said...

TSK

promote blog kat lily's blog, pastu tak update.

Lily G said...

dah menang besar pun tak update ke?

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

plag & lily,

Enjoy ... :)