Am I abnormal?

Specially written for the Lily the Liverbird

Some facts to kick-off with ...

1. I have 5 children
2. They are all male
3. Except for the second one who look like me, they all look like the missus.

So going by various sex scriptures, I should have ...

1. A very dense load (jatuh laut pun jadi pulau),

This should explain the large number of offsprings (that I know about)

2. A delivery system with substantial reach

This is according to the theory that spermies carrying the female genes are long-distance runners (slower but lasts a longer distance) while male spermies are sprinters (fast but tires over distance).

Thus given a short distance to cover, the male spermies will reach the egg first while female spermies will reach it first if the load is deposited at a considerable distance away from the egg.

So if a guy has daughters only, the theory indicates that he should measure his equipment.

It is equally probable that the missus has a short tunnel but I already checked that and she's normal.

3. A considerable amount of shagging skills with fairly adequate equipment

In accordance to Lily's theory that children take after the parent who orgs first.

SO ...

Going by Lily's disappointments and letdowns over the years, I'm starting to wonder if I am abnormal.