Die standing

Here We Go again ... another EPL weekend to bite my nails through.

Three games played, two draws and 1 loss.

One step above relegation zone some more ... aiyaaa ... worst start since ... Arsene, I think.

On the bright side, we get to throw pizza this Sunday.

I'm actually hoping that the airborne traffic in the hallowed spaces of Old Trafford's dressing rooms would be heading Arsene's way this time around.

Who knows? Manure's back 3 were looking fairly wobbly recently (Celtic scored two!!!) that Dull Knives (the new Arsenal attacking play) would probably be enough to make that happen.

Are we looking at another transition year of rebuilding and regrouping?

I don't mind actually, but only if we win the Champion's League this time around.

Liverpool is also struggling mah ... after losing to cross-town rivals, I thought they will bounce back but no, Rafa had everyone digging trenches at PSV.

Clean sheets means a lot to him, so he said - I'm wondering if he's actually talking about his players' extra-curricular activities.

Fixtures:
Saturday
Charlton vs Pompey
Bolton vs Boro
Everton vs Wigan
Sheffield Utd vs Reading
Watford vs Villa

Sunday
Chelshite vs Poo (Mike Riley - ought to be worth a few laughs)
Blackburn vs Citeh
Spuds vs Fulham
West Ham vs Toons
Manure vs The Arse (Graham Poll - should be interesting).