Stud service,anyone?

The Arse 1
(Henry 70th)

Toons 1
(Dyer 30th)

If Arsenal is a prize stud, then clients will be well pleased with the performance - superb foreplay, multi-speed bonking, great shots and the cow jiggling on orgasm-tottery legs.

But the owner would still not be pleased because the clients would still demand their money back - the results would not be what they are expecting.

Namely points, or in the case of stud breeding, offspring.

At home and with only visiting Toons to contend with, the media and pundits were expecting the Arse to blow away their opponents and with a little swagger at that.

But the gods were not smiling - it seems that Arsene and the Gunners has some penance to go through (probably van Pussie's deliberate and malicious hand of god last week).


Van da Horse trying to throttle Van da Pussie under the guise of celebrating a Dutch goal.

Some Gooners would like to do the same ...


Eleven corners (against Newcastle's solitary 1), 23 attempts on goal (10 on target) against Newcastle's 2 (1 on target) - oh, the boys were hard at it. Full credit to them.

And full credit to Shay Givens, whom the pundits seem to have forgotten. On my personal list of 10 best current keepers, Givens turned in save after save and was only beaten by le capitaine's superb free-kick in the 70th minute.

It was not a game Arsenal played badly, even though Henry was rested for the early part, but that in which Shay Givens excelled.

It was deja vu for all Gooners - memories of CSKA and Everton still very fresh in our minds.

Last season the top was 11 points away at this stage and we wound up having to scrap with Spuds for the place in Europe. Last year we would pull 3 points on every home game - it was our away form that was abysmal.

Now it is 12 points away and we're still shaky at "home".

We're doomed ...

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Now, something to cheer my fellow Gooners ...

From music.moldova.org last week

P Diddy has rejected Sir Alex Ferguson's invitation to become an honorary Manchester United supporter because of his loyalties to Arsenal, announces UTC news.

The rapper was invited by Sir Alex to become a member after bonding with him in Copenhagen last week.

However, he recently told the BBC: "I'm a loyal guy. There's a couple of other football teams tried to recruit me, but I'm staying true to Arsenal.”
P. Diddy added: “Arsenal fans have inducted me as an honorary offical Arsenal member."

To be an Arsenal member is better than Manchester United supporter.