Not a good thing ...
A Small Club 1
(Andy Johnson, 91st)
The Family 0
Dear Godfather,
The Family is getting concerned after watching our target come away untouched on Sunday night.
This makes it 4 times out of the last 8 jobs that our people has screwed up.
Need we remind you that a 50% record is not good enough?
And to make things worse, on 3 of those 4 jobs we missed, we got whacked instead.
Get rid of that Jeremie fella.
We don't care if he is your love-child or if he has a cute ass. He has to go.
He's a stylish shooter and works hard but we need someone sharp at the sharp end, capisce?
The boys are doing OK in the other things - most times we get the target all cornered and ripe for the kill but you got too many nancy-boys trying to look pretty when putting the bullet in.
For the last time, it ain't Spanish bull-fights where dat matador goes prancing in with da sword.
It's just a feckin' hit for chrissakes.
You can be good - you've hit the Fergusons twice and totally destroyed the Benitez Family. That's good for the Family's face but we need the business done with the small fry as well.
This Moyes Gang is just a small outfit so how come you let them jump all over us?
Get your homework done, everyone knows we're good so dat means all the others are boning up on how we operate.
We're still looking pretty but we're getting damned predictable.
If you wanna read up on Mao or Sun Tzu or Musashi Miyamoto or whoever, do it - just get the job done next time, okay?
And don't forget - that contract on Jose is still on. You got one more try to do it.
With all due respect,
YOUR Godfather
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The TAG piece is over at the Manor.
8 comments:
you wanna i send fowler to whack your godfather? we can nail him on a cross and shoot him on the forehead.
lily,
We don't use outside hitmen to whack one of our own - it's not respectful.
Especially if the hitter is from the Benitez Family ... :P
i read than Henry has stopped watching football on Tv this season. i admire ur perserverance.
sicko,
That's understandable.
It's always painful to watch your team lose.
He's the captain so he feels it more.
As for Gooners, well, if we can stand and cheer George Graham's football, we can stand anything. :D
fuck your mother
Hey great!
I'm finally getting the assholes coming to my blog ... :P
do you only update when you win :D
lily,
How can u say that? We lost this one also what?
It's just that after every loss I need a few days to come up with a post that doesn't sound like it comes from a raving loony.
:D
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