Tuesday, May 08, 2007

A Perfect Perk-Me-Up


Dedicated to the Liverbird who says she's "dying" ...

... and to stressed-out minxes all over the blogosphere
(yes, Leen & Babe, this includes y'all)


If it is the job that you're doing that makes you feel like one of these boys ...









... and if it's because every time your boss comes over to you, he'd be looking this way without fail ...







... and if you feel like giving him one of these instead ...



DON'T DO IT ...!
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You're better off savouring a quick snack ...

... (pilih lah yang mana satu) ...
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... but if that doesn't quite fill you up ...
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... try reaching out for that special someone ...
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... with these ...

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... BUT ...
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... if it all fails ...
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... you'll need the ultimate comfort food ...
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... probably the best available today ...
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... the ultimate potent potion.


It's hot and heavy stuff, mahn ...
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.. best taken slowly, or in small sips.
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Have some ...
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... and it's guaranteed ...
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... to give you that warm, fuzzy special feeling ...
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... that you know, oh, so very well ...





HAVE A NICE DAY!


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Somehow blogger kept losing some of the pics in this posting, which affects the way you read it. So kind readers, please make sure all the pics are there when u read the above. As a guide you should see: -

Two waiters on an Indian train
A mad bull on the streets
A kickin' sign post
A choc-biscuit snack wrapper
A kacang snack wrapper
A soup label
A 'buttered buns' label

Cheers!

39 comments:

an0nymous-ign0ranus said...

"have a nice day" - isn't that a tagline for some sanitary towels?

i'm happy with sun-maid's natural california raisins.

ndak?

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

babe,

Is it? I'm not sure. I'm weird, yes - but I don't really study sanitary pad ads.

Natural raisins? Yours?

Ndak dua-dua ... can ah?

:D

Leen AshBurn said...

Oh crap. *Erase mental image of Hani's raisins* not that i've seen them. OH CRAP. I can't see half of your pictures. But the bull thing is spot on.

Anonymous said...

oh you have no idea how this has made me felt less blue and more yellow (minded?) hur hur.

'em dickmanns look good :D

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

leen,

Ditto on the pix display problem. Pagi tadi the blogger pix server did go down - so I think will have some more problems today :(

BTW even I got raisins wot ... wanna bite? ... :P


pinkyjumbo,

Mondays to recover from the weekend, Tuesdays to assess how much grief we're in for the week.

So glad to be able to cheer y'all up. :D

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

The soup pic went missing - reloaded and republished.

Should be ok now.

:D

Leen AshBurn said...

I can only see the cock soup.
And uh, you won't want it to be in hot soup now do you? Har har.

an0nymous-ign0ranus said...

there's a tub full fo raisins here. all of us can share.

tau la tetek aku kecik, tapi sampai hati panggil depa raisins.

i really should go drink some bleach now.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

leen,

Men always get into hot soup bcos we go into the wrong warm places.

And when we do it again, it's because we always believe two wrongs make it right.

:D


babe,

Er, actually I meant the nips, er, tips ... as in raisin-tipped buns?

:D

an0nymous-ign0ranus said...

brader , do you work in my office??

this is scary.

because on my table, ada two wholemeal buns, and next to it, a tub of raisins.

that's it.

i'm going to shut down my blog for good now!

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

babe,

No worries, I'm just clairvoyant.

And no, I don't see anyone with wholemeal buns and a tub of raisins anywhere around me.

Actually I have my own room :D

an0nymous-ign0ranus said...

*jengah kepala tengok rooms around here*

oh shite!!! are you that old man who walks like mr bean or are you that man who so perasan dia pandai and paling alim di seluruh dunia ini ????

oh shite shite double shite!!!

*cari button delete blog*

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

babe,

LOL ... where DO u work? Tabung Haji izzit?

There's only 5 of us in this annex - 2 with rooms and 2 in cubicles, the only lady at an open desk.

I'm pretty sure she's not you.

:D

Lily G said...

I don't eat soup, cock, lidah or otherwise.

I'd rather eat nuts.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

Lils,

Aahhh, but this is different, mah.

Sup torpedo Jamaica ... like u described yonks ago - can tattoo your full name plus binti oso ... :P

Anonymous said...

Jamaica Sun's Cock Soup ... those things in the spoon ... what are they? Mini cocks?

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

B-caddy-man,

Hey mahn ... dose are pure Jamai-can torpedos sliced and diced but still full of crunchy goodness ...

... especially for minxes in a blue funk.

:D

In Technicolor said...

Sir Cipan facination with penis of different sizes is quite worrying.

I will still a petition to close down MCKK.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

Dear Sunflower,

Actually, your fascination with my sexual predilections is of great concern to many.

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm not paying much attention to you but then I'm strictly hetero - so sorry.

Pls try sicko again.

Thanks and all the best :P

Leen AshBurn said...

*giggles*

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

leen,

U'll be wanting soup, dahling?

*bats (short) eyelashes

Leen AshBurn said...

uh, i dont like 'em mini like that, sorry.

Anonymous said...

but i cant get into sicko's blog....

-sunflower-

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

sunflower,

Yes, he's not at home - because his many gfs have set up camp there.

He hangs out at Lily's, the Donut shop, Leen's and Babe's.

Nah 20 sen, gi cari ...

Yng Lyn said...

hahahaah i cant stop laughing... LOL.....

BIG NUTS

lolllllllll

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

Gorgeous Yng Lyn,

Yeah ... I sometimes wonder if those who actually have them nuts walk a bit differently from the rest of us.

And if they do, would we be able to tell ... ?

:D

sic6sense said...

meriahnya :D why u kick sunny boy out of ur orgy?

Anonymous said...

Sir, you retired already?

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

sicko,

He was stalking me all over the neighbourhood - methinks he misses you.

You go layan him la ... :P

skiver,

Not having a very good week. My boss got reamed by his boss who got reamed by the board.

And I need to ask for extra money for a project after all this.

Potong stim, mah ... but like Arnie said -

"I'll be back ..."

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