From little acorns to mighty oaks
Update: Champions League Qualifying, 2nd Leg
Arsenal 3
(Rosicky 7th, Fabregas 87th, Eduardo 89th)
Sparta Prague 0
Aggregate score: Arsenal 5-0
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The 3rd Week ... but only the second review
One 1,000-km round-trip, two weddings and two bouts of insomnia in ten days.
Add three whacks on the shins (and a tiny cut over the left eye) from 3 hours of futsal, and you've got a pretty good idea of the shape I'm in today.
But hey, I'm smiling.
We were lucky we didn't lose at Ewood Park and actually won despite not playing well against Citeh.
We (may be said to) play sexy football but on Saturday we were about as sexy as Smeg-Gol's pic on Lily's blog (click here to lose your lunch).
At last, we won a match we barely deserved - Sven's men, while really pleasing to the eye, were at the same time tenacious, physical and real ball-busters.
Just like his women.
Kasper Schmeichel was nowhere the intimidating presence that his Dad was. In fact with his blonde locks and rosy cheeks he looked so much like a little rich waif with security firm Dunne & Richards in close bodily attendance.
Yet this slip of a boy kept a clean sheet for more than 200 minutes of EPL football.
Not content with saving Pussie's penalty, he even went up for a Citeh corner in the last minute and actually forced Almunia into a save with a solid header.
All to no avail though.
Local thug Cesc The Pizzaman had already goon-ed them down - with a cracker in the 80th minute.
The formerly Mulleted One carries an old head on his 20-year old shoulders and this year has added venom to his already impressive range.
He clattered Repka to the sidelines at Sparta after Repka had promised mayhem in midfield.
In Ewood Park last week, Morten Gamst Pedersen crunched his studs on Cesc's head while he was down after a foul. Minutes later the Spaniard crunched Pedersen's ankle in response.
Weep, you Liverbirds ... the Fight Club has moved to London.
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Aren't I a really schweeeet guy?
26 comments:
well, i think you're sweeter.
(please note that i didn't read the whole entry, save for the last line).
babe,
Awww ... that's awfully sweet of you.
*huggles & kisses, gropes & tickles*
Actually I like his eyebrows. Bloody intense.
I wish mine was like that ... well, its a bit like that shape-wise but not as dark and thick.
last picture look like gerrard actually. only less manly.
Lils,
Cesc's thinner but gerard is so ... wots the word - wussie la.
Can't remember when was the last time he took out someone.
Fabs crunches midfield enforcers for evening tea in between making passes.
you need an eyepencil to get that effect. plus some mascara too.
hell, while you're at it, some colours on the lids might just do the trick as well!!
oooh what a pretty cipan we've got here!
*sigh
Is there something about me that makes women to always want to play dress-up with me as the doll?
what to do .. you look like a barbie doll. can i cut your hair too? can i strip you naked as well and dress you up in other pretty clothes?
I think I can learn to enjoy this ...
Come and get me , momma ...!!
:P
ooooh this is going to be fun. especially now that we have merely weeks before the start of abstainence. (like that will stop me la!)
oh, you want your mom ke? tsk ..
Laaaa,
I thot when girls play dress-up with their dolls, they call themselves Momma?
Just getting into the role ... ahem ...
Er, when do we get to the knickers part?
You like wearing granny panties, Cipan? Ooh-err.
leen,
Actually I'm looking forward to that "i strip you naked" part that babe promised.
:P
*sings Depeche Mode*
let me see you stripped down to the bone
let me hear you make decisions
without your television
let me hear you screaming just for me
Wah, this is better than the Jawa porn I download from the internet on a daily basis.
babe,
*wails Ms-treated (Deep Purple)*
I've been mistreated,
I've been abused.
I've been struck downhearted, baby, I've been confused
cause I know, yes, I know I've been mistreated.
Hey Pugs,
Jawa porn? LOL ...
U shud join mykakisforum.com - they got lotsa local stuff ... and loads of anak ikan looking for wise women to lead them on ...
:P
*metropolis
has nothing on this
we're breathing in fumes
i taste when we kiss ...
let me see you stripped down
to the bone*
- still in Depeche Mode mode-
but fear not, now it's Anneke Gron(something)
... ooooh begini rasanya
hatiku merana
melihat dia
hatiku luka
kerna tergoda
oleh cintaaaaaaa .....
ahem..ini sesi karoke ke?
Oooooh....
begini rasanya
hatiku sengsara
mengingat dia
hati ku luka
kerna tergoda oleh cinta
diri sanggup membela
kepada saya yang sengsara
diri sanggup membela
kepada saya yang sengsara
oooh..asmara
banyaklah pengaruhnya
manusia hidup dalam bahaya nya
oooh cinta
itu memang satu penggoda
kita harus tahu menjaga
agar hidup mulia
ENCORE!!! ENCORE!!! ENCORE!!!!
*peels off panty and throws at stage where Lily's taking a bow*
"Lily (My One And Only)" - Smashing Pumpkins
Lily, my one and only
I can hardly wait till I see her
Silly, I know I'm silly
Cause I'm hanging in this tree
In the hopes that she will catch a glimpse of me
BABE - Styx
Babe, I'm leaving, I must be on my way
The time is drawing near
My train is going, I see it in your eyes
The love, the need, your tears
But I'll be lonely without you
And I'll need your love to see me through
Please believe me, my heart is in your hands
And I'll be missing you.
eh i know that song la!
*sniff*
I'm out of songs, except may be
inilah barisan kita
yang ikhlas berjuang
siap sedia berkorban
untuk ibu pertiwi
sebelom kita berjaya
... errr .. tak ingat ...
Finally, for all the ladies ... I think these lyrics r better than the I Will Survive one ... :D
SMILE by Lily Allen
when you first left me
I was wanting more
but you were fucking that girl next door
whatd you do that for
when you first left me
I didnt know what to say
id never been on my own that way
just sat by myself all day
I was so lost back then
but with a little help from my friends
I found the light in the tunnel at the end
now youre calling me up on the phone
so you can have a little whine and a moan
and its only because youre feeling alone
at first when I see you cry
yea it makes me smile
yea it makes me smile
at worst I feel bad for awhile
but then I just smile
I go ahead and smile
whenever you see me
you say that you want me back
and I tell you it dont mean jack
no it dont mean jack
I couldnt stop laughing
no I jus couldnt help myself
see you messed up my mental health
I was quite unwell
I was so lost back then
but with a little help from my friends
I found the light in the tunnel at the end
now youre calling me up on the phone
so you can have a little whine and a moan
and its only because youre feeling alone
at first when I see you cry
yea it makes me smile
yea it makes me smile
at worst I feel bad for awhile
but then I jus smile
I go ahead and smile
... sebelum kita berjaya,
jangan harap kami pulang,
Itulah sumpah perwira kita,
Menuju kedai kopi ... eh, medan bakti.
That was also an Aryan Malay cheering song.
:P
dusty springfield's if you go away (ne me quitte pas)
if you go away
on a summer day
then you might as well
take the sun away
and all that birds that flew
in the summer sky
when our love was new
and our hearts were high
when the day was young
and the night was long
and the moon stood still
for the night birds song ...
Ne me quitte pas
Il faut oublier
Tout peut soublier
Qui senfuit dj?
Oublier le temps
Des malentendus
Et le temps perdu
A savoir comment
Oublier ces heures
Qui tuaient parfois
A coups de pourquoi
Le coeur du bonheur
and it's only monday.
... but if you stay,
I'll make you a night,
Like no night has been, or will be again,
I'll sail on your smile, I'll ride on your touch,
I'll talk to your eyes that I love so much.
Owh, this song is from waaay back that I think even Frank Sinatra had a go at it.
Still nice tho' ...
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