Thursday, August 23, 2007

Am a slut

OkCupid - Free Online Dating

No, that's not me ... I look way better in just a towel :P

But yes, it's my score. I AM that slutty - how about you?

Take the test, click here.

... and here's some of the sluttiest things committed by others who took the test -

One thing though I still don't understand how come my score's higher than that guy who cheated on his girlfriend by sleeping with her mum???


"I've gone to a brothel in juarez and had sex with 2 girls for real cheap...."
ds 84% Slutty, el paso, texas

"Had sex in the park in broad daylight..."
ss 42% Slutty, nyc

"I had sex on the top of a cruise ship..."
php 68% Slutty, Japan

"I went partying with my friend jason and ended up having sex with him 3 other guy friends of his the same night at the same and with him and the guys together"
DAB 60% Slutty, Loyalhanna Pennsylvania, USA

"Three way, two girls, ok, but an ego boost"
djh 63% Slutty, chicago,il

"had sex with 2 people in one night.Stripped at a couple partys.fooled around with 2 guys at once.Left a date at a party to have sex with an ex and an uprhoar became of it."
1277 55% Slutty, Port jervis ny

"had sex in Walt Disney World Bathroom "
DE 94% Slutty, Bridgetown Barbados

"sleeping with my best friends boyfriends roommate while she was in the room"
36% Slutty, Pennsylvania USA

"Took my girlfriend and her best friend to a strip club. They got totaly wasted, convinvinced one of the dancers to come home with us, and when they passed out, the stripper and I went at it all night!"
JST 77% Slutty, Cleve, Ohio

"cheated on my girlfriend, and started sleeping with her mum."
GTR 46% Slutty, London

"given a blow job to a long time friend who i've had on and off relations with for years in a school classroom on the last day of high school, when he has a girlfriend who hates me, but gave me a cupcake a few minutes after it happened."
36% Slutty, USA

"Made out and gotten fingered by three different guys in one day."
SDP 53% Slutty, Jacksonville, FL

"had sex with a complete stranger without ever talking.."
AJS 74% Slutty, USA

"cam sex"
bj 60% Slutty, uk

"Had raunchy, loud and INCREDIBLE sex outside on someone else's front porch. On the upside, it WAS dark"
SAH 53% Slutty, New York, NY, USA

"Fisted my girlfriend in a hotel"
CWC 37% Slutty, Toronto, Canada

"had sex in the day in front of all my mates without them even knowing"
saf 59% Slutty, birmingham.......uk

"Had my arse fingered"
DVB 63% Slutty, UK

"suck off someone in a park "
DJB 64% Slutty, England

"pleasured my boyfriend in the back of a movie theater while a children's movie was showing"
44% Slutty,

"fucked my boss at work"
rgm 74% Slutty, usa

14 comments:

ManaL said...

wiping my hands off and sterilizing it with dettol handwash,

What was it that made u 67% slutty, tok cipan?

ManaL said...

I had to clean my hand thoroughly as i accidentally stroke ur balls??? so grosss!!!!

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

manal,

Tu ler, I'm not really sure. I always thot I'm normal ... lol.

Chaittt! Those balls may have been kicked around and abused all these years but they ARE clean, meh.

But, hmmm ... maybe u shud use fur-mittens in the future ...??

:P

Lily G said...

63% slutty only. you are a bigger tart.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

lils,

Heh! I bet you'll score higher in the test.

At least I was never caught without my underwear in public .... :P

pugly said...

I think for guys when they say you're 63% slutty they mean 63% hotter than the rest ;-)

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

pugly,

Really? U think so?

*looks suspiciously if pugly's pulling my (5th) leg

an0nymous-ign0ranus said...

SLUT!

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

babe,

U called ...?

:P

Leen AshBurn said...

I can't even do the test! It's banned in this office. Bleh.

waffles said...

67%? my my. quite an impressive cv u have there. what are u doing tonite? ;p

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

leen,

No worries - I'm a qualified tester.

*leers


princess,

Er ... dungeons and cipans? Come in leather ... :P

Anonymous said...

Ooo-err... I am 67% slutty too.

Hmmm.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

Wayheyyy ... budden you're younger than me.

So going by the theory that sluttiness is an acquired trait, then my rate of slut-ivity is lower than yours.

Phbbbtttt ... :P

Whereas Lily is prolly on the same curve as me ... wish I'm on her curves ... :D