THE WAKE ....

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SIR CIPAN NOUGAT-TENUK PRODUCTION

P R E S E N T S

In association with

The Blogistani Anti-Hanjeng Society


A cultural tribute to Blogistan's Legendary-est Legend


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Mamma Piah - AVVANG CIPAN




"She's been cheating on him since we don't know when,


But they can't make up their minds, if they want it to end."



"Look at him now, will he ever learn?

He don't know how but now he's just a cuckold,

She's a player without a soul."

"Well, it's like his nose is pierced with her ring,





Just one bonk and he forgets everything, o-o-o-oh ..."





Chorus:
Mamma Piah,
There you go again,
My my, all the tales you tell us,

Mamma Piah,
Please come back again,
My my, don't you know we've missed you

Yes, we're all chatterboxes,
Posting crap to each other,
My my, do we ever let it go

Mamma Piah, now that you've let us know
My my, we could never let you go ...!!!!


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SCENE 2, Act 1

Set rotates and morphs into a comment box ...

feminats :

gigihnya kau piah hapdet pagi buta sabtu. tapi bagus, aku sukak!

apesal kau tak citer pasal boyfie dia yg pak turut tu? yg walau berapa ramai jantan dia ada scandal tapi boyfie tu tetap setia menanti.

aBAIkan :

"seorang eksekutif syarikat minyak antarabangsa yang bawak keter BMW second-hand"??? mcm ciri2 abg ipar aku je tu.. oh tidakkk

akak tetap taste tinggi :

Choiii... tak discerning langsung la si Tattoo Kupu2 Di Tempat Empuk kalau betullah ada apa2 dengan blogger kat Timur Tengah tu.

Muka macam chief clerk JPJ pun dia sapu?

*kembang tekak*

nenen :

Tak ada ler cun sangat pompuan ni,mata pun kero sebelah.Macam dari kampong baru cina jer.

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Act 2, Scene 2

Fernando - ABBA
"Fernando"

Do you like my bum, Fernando?

I remember long ago another starry night like this

In the firelight Fernando

You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your "guitar"

I could hear the distant drums

And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar



Please hold me now Fernando

Every hour every minute seemed to last eternally

I was so afraid Fernando

We were young and full of life and none of us prepared to die

And I'm not ashamed to say

The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry

There was something in the air that night
Your eyes were bright, Fernando
They were shining there from you to me
For sodomy, Fernando

Though I never thought that we'd get loose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando


Now we're old and grey Fernando

And since many years I haven't seen a hard-on in your hand

Won't you grab my bum Fernando?

Don't you still recall the fateful night we crossed the final line?

I can see it in your eyes

How proud you were to come out of the closet in the end



There was something in the air that night

Your eyes were bright, Fernando

They were shining in the dark at me

For sodomy, Fernando

Though I never thought that we'd get loose

There's no regret

If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando


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INTERMISSION
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NOTICE FROM MANAGEMENT

This musical will resume
as soon as members of the cast
can be persuaded
to return from their watering holes.

THANK YOU ....

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H A V E Y O U S E E N T H E M ?


The Missing Cast

Yunus Izam a.k.a. The Diva

The Chorus Line (L to R):
Kakikupendek, Tayar Banks, Courteney Cock, Joyah A, Joyah B, Joyah C, Angelina Jolok, Nicole Kick-Meng, Salmah Hayek, Yves St Limah