Wednesday, March 26, 2008

An Update




*Y-A-A-A-A-W-N ...*



Uh ... hullo, peeps.


Nice to be alive again.



Sorry to be away for so long but then it's been a very intense month for me. Right up to the elections.

Then it was catching up with everything that was KIV-ed because of the elections; that took another ten days to clear.

It was so bad that the kids were temporarily adopted by Lady C's sister over the school holidays.

And it was so tiring that the first 48 hours of the four-day weekend I wangled at the end of it was pure flake-out.

But now I'm back and hope to have something wonderfully indecent posted up here soon. :D

In the meantime, here's something I found recently.






An anti-kepam kit ... lol.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

how to place order?

Anonymous said...

Multilevel Marketing (MLM) opportunities for all you enterprising ppl out there:

I am making ridiculous amount of $$$$$$ selling tissues to all the Liverpool and Arsenal fans in Malaysia especially Brickfields and Bangsar.

Let me know if you like to be my downliner. Its easy sell yo!

p.s chup.. Gallas is my account.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

kay,

Made in Indon so shud be coming soon to Tesco here ... then again might not ... lol

panteque,

Stop spamming comment boxes with copy-paste postings.

It'll only make you look like a twerp ... ooops, too late.

Lily G said...

When is someone going to come up with 'Telo Harum' I wonder

Leen AshBurn said...

ROFL. This thing is very multi-functional kan? Boleh mewangikan pepets also "pewangi kloset & kamar mandi" uols! 3-in-1.

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

lils,

Ish ... kalau ada bertambah la hantu makan telo. lol

leen,

Note that it's "tahan lama". Tiga hari tak mandi pun ok lagi kot ... heh!

Lily G said...

Kalau 3 hari tak mandi pun tak kepam, habislah market baby powder.

Eddie Putera said...

haha...bukan anti kepam bro... Anti Bacin . HAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Anonymous said...

Sir, I know what 'semerbak' means. But if 'pepek' means what I think it means, I'll be able to retire selling the stuff to the women I know.

Yes, the women I keep company with may be slightly dodgy. But hey, I take whatever I can get.

pugly said...

This is why it's important to air the goods once in a while. Go commando, y'all! *throws her sweaty knickers at Cipan*

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

lily,

I think use both to be more semerbak - spray and puff ... lol, macam dry cleaning jer.

Bro Djin,

Kepam and bacin tu tak sama ke? Lils?


bangkai,

Hope you'll never have to consider nose-plugs, then ... lol


pugly,

*sprays, puffs and then catches ...

Voila! I just knew watching all those kungfu movies will come in handy one day.

:D

Eddie Putera said...

kepam - hapak, tengit dan berbirat birat kehitaman..

Bacin - hancing, memualkan dan berbintik bintik merah

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

Bro Djinn,

Bacin tu khas untuk bebudak yang masih berlampin la gamaknya ... aisey, lari topik la.

Thank you for putting those images into my head ... *pengsan

Siti Khadijah said...

Does ot come in different flavours?

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

madam c,

Sure it does ... i know only two.

a. Citrus mint: Kelat-kelat masam
b. Sea Spray: Payau-payau masin

lol

Siti Khadijah said...

U r so funny!

LOL

Rt Hon Sir Cipan Nougat-Tenuk said...

madam c,

Tengkiu ... :D